Excuses

[Martybhoy007]

Anybody got a good excuse to miss work on Monday?

[dzug2]

Don't have a job.....

[Mamyalynne]

Dog ate your bus fare.

[Baldric]

Amnesia, what work?

[Baldric]

No, forget that, how about the Trots?

[marval]

Sorry my doctor has confirmed I an allergic to Mondays

[Mamyalynne]

Ah the Trots, they come over here and take our jobs.

[Baldric]

That's a running joke mamya

[Mamyalynne]

arf arf

[sara3]

in Law?

I've been arrested?

[tonyav]

Get your mom to write you a note.

[tamborine]

Give my job to someone more worthy

[cassa333]

The truth.. I was just too lazy to get up and come to work.

[woofgang]

yes indeedy, I am retired and the job can go and (complicated pictogram) iteself

[China Doll]

Yes, I don't feel well at all. However I suspect I will still inflict myself on the office.

[DJHawkes]

You've been invited to William and Catherine's second wedding anniversary party on anglesey