Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[queenofmean]

I'm going for a paddle in the lake :)

[Igor61]

I hope I'm getting into the spirit of things tonight Madame

[nungate]

It would seem not Igor. Is this what you were trying to do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7swR8MATA0

[grasscarp]

I was here on the first night of this institution! I am up for the hog roast. A dip in the hot tub. Rowing on the lake sounds nice. Can I contribute to the raffle an unopened bottle of limoncello.

[Igor61]

Exactly that Madame, shall I fetch the drinks .... ?

[nungate]

Good evening Grasscarp, the hog roast won't be long, here's Igor with the drinks. Limoncello eh? Think I'l try an win that.
Lovely to see you

[DaisyNonna]

Evening nungate. Sounds like a wonderful evening. Adore barbecues, especially hog roast and I love pineapple. Can't think of a better way to spend an evening.
For the rifle I have, pack of cards (no jokers), hot water bottle cover (fluffy, gruesome girly pink), a diamante studded bun net and a logic puzzle book (half completed).
Would love an Aloha! please Igor.

[Igor61]

Your wish, my command Madame Daisy, one Aloha coming right up!

[nungate]

Good evening Daisy, how are you? Ah, here's Igor with your drink. How were flying conditions this evening?

[murraymints]

Bonjour nun.oui c'est moi minty!...under this beret , moustache, stripey t shirt and onion string...c'est moi !!!..after fleeing to France on your jet ski...which is on the beach Igor.....with big Brenda...who as you know is on the run from parkhurst after her small...ish.. indiscretion....we had to hide up in an old barn living on goats milk and raw eggs...Yes tone ..goats would you believe it ?..a home from home !..until..zut alors there she was on the front of Le Monde..Brenda's mug with a large reward !...quoi faire ?...nowt for it..she's now Brian ...New cadet in the foreign legion ...heading for Algiers training ground !..wait till they hit the showers ?...must get out of this garb..belle I need you..spare sparkly etc please....I'll just have one of these hello tailcocks..see I know Hawaiian !...volly vonts !...bon Bon bon bon ...Tone here yet ?...oh it's nice to be back at the towers....

[DaisyNonna]

Absolutely perfect thankyou, nungate. Sun shining, slight breeze and no helicopters to dodge. Many thanks Igor, my, your chains are positively iridescent tonight. They suit you.

[tonyav]

Evening all, Mmmmm think I might go for a row on the lake as it's been pretty warm here today.
For the roffle I have one pack of playing cards ( 50 cards missing only the jokers left ), and a box of drawing pins ( ever so slightly bent !) and eight used spark plugs.

My usual bucket if you please Igor, thank you.

[Igor61]

Thank you Madame Daisy, I always put in a little extra elbow grease on Saturdays since they are going on show to all the guests ...

Good evening Madame Minty, Belle has your accoutrements in the Ladies retiring room. I shall save your drink until you have been up there unless you'd prefer to have it before you go up to the Towers. look at the state of that jet ski!
it'll take me hours to clean

[nungate]

Aloha Minty, I see Igor has already sorted out your drinks. No Tony as yet. You'll be pleased to know the goats are all doing fine, Queenie has become quite attached to them ... Thanks for returning the jet ski, Igor will be thrilled it's back. Nice to see you have embraced all things eh gallic love the onions!

[queenofmean]

cripes Tony rowing a boat...better get out the lake, might row me over

[Igor61]

I was certain you wouldn't be too far behind Miss Minty, Sir. Your bucket.

[Mammar]

Oh Nungate! Bliss! I love hog roasts. And pineapple. And ice cream. And Igor - aloha, Igor and while you're at it, could you give me one please?
I wish I'd brought me grass skirt.
I'm pleased the fountains are playing nicely and not throwing up like last week.

[nungate]

Evening Tony, please feel free to use any of the facilities, the rowing boats are all by the lake. Oh, here's Igor with your bucket ....

[tonyav]

Hey minty I hear that Brenda has joined the foreign legion gawd help em have they issued her with a camel yet ?.

[Igor61]

Good evening to you Madame Mammar. If you really want a grass skirt I'm sure there's some in the dressing up boxes in the attics over the west Tower I could fetch them if you'd like ..... meanwhile, I've brought you your drink