Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Oh well Igor, never mind, I understand wouldn't want you to lose your chains.
Another bucket for me then, thank you Igor.

[Igor61]

Certainly sir ....

[murraymints]

Mammar...when shall we three meet again ?.....these tailcocks are going down a treat ! Slurp....ice cream lovlee..slurp....oooo...bungee' s back !....Igor Igor ...quick as you like....bit of hog too methinks...love that Hawaiian soul music....sway to the left..slurp....to the right....come on Tone ...get those hips twirling...!...slurp..

[tonyav]

Wheres queenie gone off to ?

[tonyav]

Tony, looks for a hula hoop.

[nungate]

She's found some speedway pairs racing Tony, she'll be back later I think. You'd have thought last week would have been enough for her .... alas no!


I think you might have a second witch Mammar, judging by Minty's reaction

[Mammar]

Well, I hope we'll meet next week Minty.
Mmm, regarding the witches outfits, we could be scantily dressed witches?
Or in the words of a famous song, we could leave our hat on.

[DaisyNonna]

nungate, you are not the only one who lives in trousers, but I do have some long skirts.

[murraymints]

Out out damned spot !...Will all the perfumes of Arabia sweeten this hand of mine ?....I can hardly wait to do the Scottish play nun !.can I wear a kilt..can I..??.Got a special sparkly Sporran I could wear too !....oh slurp...slurp..this alothingimabob lovleeee..slurp..Bali high.....da da da....

[tonyav]

Is this you Three ?.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck-NwYeIeOA

[nungate]

You get yourself anything you want Minty ... a sparkly sporran eh? That I'd like to see ...

[nungate]

See what I found? Hula!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVhF6LgFn4

[tonyav]

I don't know enough about Shakespear to pick a character, so I'll let you decide for me.

[murraymints]

You can be bottom tone !...we can do a midsummer night second half..bags meTatiana....slurp...I'm so excited...!!..

[tonyav]

Hang on minty, isn't he a ass or something like that ?.

[murraymints]

Typecasting tone ! !...lol....

[Mammar]

That can't be me, Nungate, there wasn't a choccie bar in sight.

[nungate]

Funnily enough I was going to suggest you gave us your "Bottom" Tony, I suppose if yo don't fancy that, how about Julius Caesar or maybe Henry V or
Malvolio? I could see you in yellow cross garters

[Mammar]

Oh we've got all the casting wrong!
The balcony scene!
Tone and Minty!
Romeo and Juliet!

[Mammar]

Igor can poison a bucket of Tailcock for them. Shame it ends bad