Today, I Have Been

[nailit]

covered in giraffe spit, butted by goat, overcharged for an icecream, nearly fetched said icecream up after 6 consecutive goes on a ride, and my son got *** on by a bat.
Great day out at west midlands safari park.
just thought it would be a good idea to share that after a few tins of beer...

[nailit]

stared out word is pooed on.

[Buenchico]

Well it's nice to hear that you're finding some 'fun' in life again, Nailit ;-)

[anneasquith]

sounds a great day out for you both, :)

[tonyav]

Great day out then, nailit, did you see the White lions ?.

[B00]

Successful day then!

mini Boo has a hearty dislike of goats ever since she held her butty out to goat when she was a tot and it (naturally) snatched it and ate it- she was not impressed!

[Psybbo]

Could have been worse nailit, see Sunny Dave's post

[-Talbot-]

Let me just sink this bottle of vodka and I think I will be able to join in with the thread......brb!

[wolf63]

I know that these animals should not be held in captivity but the big kid in me likes going to zoos and safari parks.

At least you didn't get mugged by geese - they are pretty scary.

I am glad that both of you had a good day out..

[Zacs-Master]

Ha ha. Sounds like a standard day out in the UK.

[Old_Geezer]

Today, I have been.

It's such a relief !

[carrust]

I thought the whole of the West Midlands was a safari park:-)

[nailit]

Yeah it was a fun day Beuenchico. Enjoyed it immensly. Hired a people carrier for the day, family day out. Mum, son, sister and nieces and nephews etc. God, avnt giraffes got big tongues. If I had a tongue like that I swear id still be with the ex now....

[anneasquith]

tut tut nailit :)

[-Talbot-]

A bat and a goat, some safari park.

[Buenchico]

Being pure, sweet and innocent as I am, Nailit, I can only assume that your ex wrote a lot of letters and needed someone to lick all her stamps ;-)

[nailit]

Toneyav, yeah saw the white lions. Bit boring, just sleeping. Giraffes much more fun, mum was freaking out when they put there heads in the car looking for tasty morsels.

[nailit]

lol talbot, bit more than that, Just the highlights here (I know, should get out more)
Buen, oh! the stamps that woman got through...

[boxtops]

Giraffes were on telly earlier, David Attenborough was telling us that their tongues have particular muscles so they can hold on to things before they eat them :-)

[Baldric]

Sounds like a pretty good day out for a Friday!

[-Talbot-]

Did you get the free return ticket?