Laughter in court...........

[ELVIS68]

It`s my third week on jury service next week

This will probably be the final week, it`s been a hoot as one of the defendants barrister is a complete and utter plonker, so far he`s managed to leave his phone on in court, twice knock over a glass of water, mislay paperwork and is forever picking his nose and fooking up questions when cross examining witnesses

Anyone else had such fun in court?

[poodicat]

But the stories i have heard about the sheriff/judges are quite funny

[dothawkes31]

what are you trying to imply?
seriously, has there been any really interwsring and clever forensics?

[sara3]

Elvis, I usually spend 2 days a week in court.. some of the barristers are bloody terrible!

(no offence to Barmaid, of course!)

[dothawkes31]

Like:
he robbed this from debenhams and he left his saliva on the hanger?

[dothawkes31]

2 days a weel sara? you'll never get good at it part time tut

[ELVIS68]

Sara it`s in your hometown of St Albans, lol, you`re not there next week are you?

[MarkRae]

Merciless the magistrate turns round frowning.

[sara3]

I'm here as in.. living here! but I'm in court in London ;o)

Dot, give over, you silly woman!

[askyourgran]

"Oh no your honour he just happened to be carrying the iron bar to defend himself."
after Marlon had clubbed an old guy senseless.

[ELVIS68]

Sara, can I have your parking space?, bloody car parks are costing me a fortune and it`s knackering walking up the hill to court