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Its Only Crock & Roll....

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Chipchopper | 10:27 Tue 15th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones were on board a 747, returning to the UK, after a successful and strenuous tour of the US

About 6 hours into the 9 hour flight, Mick decided to put his headphones on and catch up with the news before getting some shut eye, (Big mistake!) all he could hear was doom and gloom and he soon drifted off into a deep sleep

Mick dreamed he was actually piloting the plane and all of the passengers were drunk and insane

The crazed passengers started fighting and managed to get into the cot-pit

Mick lost control of the plane and crash landed in the Louisiana swamp

Mick looked around the sinking wreckage and realized he was the sole survivor, and thought if I'm gonna stay alive, I'll have to swim across the bayou, (some 200 yards) and get onto dry land and search for civilization

Half way across the bayou, Mick sees a huge alligator heading straight towards him, as the gator got closer, he could see it's tough leathery skin had been through many decades of fights and had the scars to prove it

The gator opened it's mouth and Mick think's "well this is it, he's gonna rip my head off"

just at that moment the gator says Mick! Mick! Mick!

Realizing it was all a terrible dream, Mick rubs his eyes and wakes up and sees Kieth Richard standing there saying "Mick, Mick, what's the matter man, you look like you've seen a ghost" ?
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is the punchline missing?
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I don't think so, kieth
Keith. Check you spelling.

Despite any reasonable assumption, Keith Richards is still alive and well.
And then Mick said " No Keith, I've just............"
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I don't get it.
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I get it............it's not that funny but I get it.

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