Another Adults Only

[marval]

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - ***-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odour-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theatre - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.

[flump1]

While reading Marvals' jokes awe-gasmic !!!

[jomifl]

Sex with 3 dwarves -Petit four gasms
Sex while wild swimming- River adour gasms
Sex in front of a gas fire -Calor gasms
Sex in a stately home - manor-gasms

[Jemisa]

There's a lot of sex there M, Dunno whether I could cope with that lot.

Remember the beach one (sharp intake of breath through teeth.... :)

Jem

[jomifl]

Sex at departure lounge in airport - au revoir-gasms

[Quoi]

with your lover paramour - gasms

with your neighbour next door - gasms

with a tramp poor - gasms

[marval]

Love the additions, not sure I could cope either Jem.

[Quoi]

Cant cope? i have been using it as a check list he he

[marval]

You are in for a good time then Quoi.

Sex while fighting War-gasms
Sex while eating an apple Core gasms

[Quoi]

sex against your will not sure-gasms

begging for sex implore-gasms

phone sex iphone 4-gasms

gonna stop now

[marval]

Sex while talking Jaw-gasms
Sex while flying Soar-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex in arthurian times...lore-gasms

very good, marval

[Quoi]

off road sex ...... 4x4-gasms

[Sharingan]

Sex with the police- pork-gasms
Sex with Parrots- Squawk-gasms
Sex in Lord of the Rings- Orc-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with the jigsaw killer ………saw-gasms

[marval]

Sex often - Galore-gasms
Sex with the US navy - Marine Corps-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with a mutilated body……gore-gasms

[Sharingan]

Sex in World of Warcraft Mulgore-gasms
Indecisive sex- Or- gasms?

[marval]

Sex with a decorator - Decor-gasms

[excelsior-1]

choosing who to have sex with………either or-gasms

[marval]

Sex with a stock cube - Knorr-gasms