I Wish My Doctors....

[Purple_Popple]

were nice, friendly and helpful like the ones on that Embarrassing Bodies programme :(

[tonyav]

Why is that PP, have you got an embarrassing body then ;-)

[maggiebee]

Yes, would love them to come to my home town. I could talk about things I feel my GP would treat as trivial at best or time wasting at worst.

[boxtops]

I'm happy with my GPs, I seem to be lucky.

I'm not showing my bits to a TV camera/the world for anything!

[Sammy48]

Every time I am channel surfing and this programme comes on, I can guarantee I am just eating my dinner and there is either a woman with her nu nu winking at me or some guy flashing his todger.

[sunny-dave]

Hmmm, yes Sammy, todgers and tea do not mix ...

[tonyav]

a woman with her nu nu winking at me

LOL @ nu nu.

[Purple_Popple]

Im not sure on that one Tony - and no Im not posting pictures, they've outlawed whaling ! My GPs surgery is a disgrace and the doctors are all 'conveyor belt' types...one in one out, they lose test results like there's no tomorrow, and they dont listen when you tell them your symptoms. Last month I tried to explain to a GP that I had a watery eye, only one eye, not itchy or gritty, and before I could say anymore he passed me a prescription for eye drops and said it was conjuctivitis! He didnt look at me once to acknowledge me.

[Sammy48]

Not unless sunny-dave you are stirring your tea with your todger. Lol. Then it would mix.

[Purple_Popple]

What's a 'nu nu' ???
I dont mind the odd todger winking at me !!!

[tonyav]

PP, I'd seriously think about moving to a different practice if I were you.

[Sammy48]

Lady bits.

[Purple_Popple]

I see Sammy, thanks! :) as in 'Lady Garden' lol!
Or simply 'Bush' !

[tonyav]

Yes, but one that winks PP ;-)

[boxtops]

complain, then, purple - or move surgeries - you don't need a reason these days.

[sherrardk]

One of my doctors is a horrible old cow. One of the children was ill and I had to take them all to the appointment (they behaved beautifully) and she asked me if I had ever heard of the morning after pill!

[Eve]

I'm very lucky too, my GP is great.

[Sammy48]

PP if there is a bush you can't see it winking. Lol lol

[sunny-dave]

Good job we're not in R&S - they have Burning Bushes ...

[tonyav]

Could be a Brazilian bush though, Sammy !.

[Sammy48]

Tonyav, a Brazilian is more of a topiary