Delia's Way

Slapshot | 07:41 Thu 17th Oct 2013 | Jokes

6 Answers

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

Delia's Way

Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.

Delia's Way

Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Weegie Hoosewifes Way

Left over wine???? Helllloooo.....