Important Tax Return

[retrocop]

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, “do you have anyone dependant on you?”,
the man wrote,
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crackheads,
4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
plus 649 self-serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to HMRC was, "who did I miss out?".

[Patsy33]

Lol. How true,!......

[Butterbun]

That's good. lol

[anneasquith]

The royal family.

[retrocop]

The Scots !

[anneasquith]

Ex policemen's pensions :-)

[retrocop]

Paid into mine. What I have is what I earned. :-)
This is the joke section . If you want to sour it go elsewhere and spread your bitterness please.

[NoMercy]

Well said, retro.

[anneasquith]

Sigh,..............

[THECORBYLOON]

Ah, so folk can't joke about police pensions but you can joke about Scots?

[anneasquith]

CB. Best left alone, baldric ( is never off duty ). !!!!!!

[THECORBYLOON]

Odd how taxpayers have had to contribute billions of pounds to the police pension funds, eh?

[anneasquith]

LOL meant retrocop, easy mistake. :-)

[NoMercy]

The police who routinely put their lives on the line in public servitude?

[fiction-factory]

Very few people (apart from those who unfortunately die young) pay in anything close to what they get back- both in terms of state pensions and private pensions, especially public sector schemes.
And of course the vast majority of income tax is actually paid by the top few earners (apart from those who evade it).
The joke could go on to add all those with disabilities, pensioners who live beyond 80, all those who get tax credits, pension credit and child benefit and most children.

But the joke still made me smile I must admit

[albaqwerty]

oh fgs !! It's a Joke, you know, one of those things that make you smile or laugh.

It made me grin big style !!

[THECORBYLOON]

It's been doing the rounds for yonks

[zebo]

'Who did I miss out'? Maybe the Civil Service?