Your Police ..... Do Care !

[Shaglene]

The Met Police report finding a man's body in the River Thames.

(The dead man's name will not be released, until his family has been notified.)

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string,
a strap-on ***, purple lipstick, and a 'Elect Corbyn' T-shirt.
He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Corbyn T-shirt
(to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.)



..... In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.