Last Night.....

[BANANASPLITS]

Last night I thought it would be funny to try and impress people by pulling the cloth from a table without breaking anything...

Far from being impressed, the members of the snooker club have banned me for life!

[Patsy33]

What a balls up!

[Hopkirk]

If they made you pay for it, I hope you had deep pockets.

[Hopkirk]

If not, you would have been in the red.

[Hopkirk]

.... and feeling blue.

[Mamyalynne]

Cue a speedy exit I imagine.

[retrocop]

Chalk it up as an experience. Soon as in you were off

[BANANASPLITS]

Give it a rest! !!!

[Ken4155]

No matter what 'spin' you put on it, banana, you really screwed their game up for them.

[BANANASPLITS]

I was framed ken ;-)

[Ken4155]

That's what they all say, banana. You'll get the maximum for this sort of thing.

[BANANASPLITS]

Blimey the world's gone to pot !

[Patsy33]

You must have 'felt' a fool!...

[Captain2]

Don't baulk at the chance to buy them a drink - after all you could put in on your 'slate'.

[BANANASPLITS]

Don't you start ...phew I need a break!

[Patsy33]

BS, did you go in-off your head?...

[Ken4155]

You'll be bottom of the table without a leg to stand on, banana.

[BANANASPLITS]

Blimey it all started when I thought I saw a spider on the table!