// No doubt Sqad would prefer it if the lady archaeologist wore a short tight skirt, stockings and suspenders.//
oh dirty naughty boy - you not sqad that is!
hey time for a bit of levity
she sounds more of a no-knickers lady to me!
she's no lady! etc
more levity: can I supply free of charge one standard crushing one liner a la AB?
"Hey sqad what you looking at a film called The Pig for?
you a human doctor innit!
oops sozza, I fort it said Pig, not - - - yeah OK OK!"
ter daah! (more than one line I know)
Sqad as archeologist - hey can I take your knickers off
Leddy archeologist hurls him to the ground a la Diana Rigg
and she shouts, I am not wearing a bra!
Sqad - eek and makes snuffling noises
Leddy - relenting and dfalling into S's arms - o you sweet talking liddle thang, I thought you said knockers ( fade )
what did they call them - ward shows, I wd be good at writing one of them. now gone, all gone I am told