Mum was very very sad and disgruntled one day. So she went to Confession to see Father Arthurs. She told him everything that was wrong.
Back to the house she came and sat my Dad down.
She said "I'm just after talking to Father Arthurs at Confession and I told him that you never give me any money, that you drink too much and you also gamble too much and oh you never do anything in the house.
Dad promptly said - Ah well that wasn't your confession that was mine. LOL