An American In Yorkshire

[Rondy]

An American was touring Britain and stopped at a remote farm in Yorkshire. The farmer was leaning against a fence watching his flock of sheep in the adjacent field. The tourist walked up to him and said "Good morning!".
"How do", replied the farmer.
"Is this your farm?"
"Aye, it's bin in t'family for ower a hunner years."
"How large is it?" asked the visitor.
"Oh, nigh on 200 acres."
"Oh" said the American, "I have a farm back home in the States. I can get in my car and drive for five hours and still be on my farm!"
"Aye", said the Yorkshire man, "I had an old banger like that once!"

[Tilly2]

Good one.

[zebo]

The old ones never fade!