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[Rondy]

I’ve cross-bred a Crocodile and a Homing Pigeon.
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
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Just had Domino's for lunch.....
Broke my tooth on the double six!
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I was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no.
I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars.
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When I found out my girlfriend was American I asked her what state she was born in, she replied “I was naked at the time."
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I saw Dracula eating everything at the all-you-can-eat restaurant.
That's right, it was vampire the buffet slayer.
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