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[Rondy]

I once met a cheerful lady who told me that she could communicate with dead people.
I slapped her hard across her face.
I always like to strike a happy medium!
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I was chatting to a gorgeous Woman in the bar the other night.
She said she was single but not looking for anything serious just "friends with benefits."
Which is great news for me as I'm currently on the dole..
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My mate lost an arm to a snake bite.
He had 12 pints of it and fell through a window.
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