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[Rondy]

I walked into the living room this morning and there was a fella in a canal boat.
I shouted: "Oi!!.. you can't come barging in here!"
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I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled “Does anyone know CPR?”
I replied “I know the entire alphabet”
Everyone laughed, well except from this one guy…
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Apparently my wife thinks my 3 inch penis is tiny and laughs at it, yet a 3 inch spider is enormous...
So I've had a spider tattooed on my ***.
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I keep having this recurring nightmare where not only am I forced to become vegan, but I'm on a desert island and there's nobody to tell!
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