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Whickerman | 20:36 Fri 23rd Feb 2007 | Jokes
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2 men on a plane - internal USA flight. Both have black eyes. Striking up a conversation, the 1st guy says "I see you've a black eye - what happened?" "Embarrassing as hell this", replies the 2nd guy, "I was in the queue and noticed the lady at the ticket desk had a rather large chest. When I was being served, instead of a ticket to Pittsburgh, I asked her for a picket to tittsburgh, and she walloped me!"

"That's amazing" replies guy 1, "almost the same thing happened to give me my black eye. I was sitting at the breakfast table this morning, and the wife came in. I was reading the paper, and about to eat cereal. I meant to ask her to pass the milk, but it came out like...

"BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!"
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