I have just seen a clip of John Cleese giving a eulogy to Graham Chapman at his funeral. It is hilarious, but if I write it down it won't sound funny at all. Cleese says at one point that Graham came to him in a dream the previous night and asked him to be the first person to ever say "f*ck" at a funeral. You see, told you it wouldn't sound funny! On the subject of John Cleese I am sure that hitting a car with a big branch, or repeatedly mentioning the war, or looking for a duck in a trifle would not sound even remotely amusing on paper!