Yes I am with you on this one - the Paul Merton show is just cringey, I watched the very first one with Fern and have not watched it since. Blooming awful. As for that rubbish with Graham *titer titter titter I said boobies* Norton, how that passes for Saturday night entertainment I will never know. I could see more talent at my local on karaoke night, if they did a kaaoke night, which they don't. But even then it'd probably be infinitely more amusing.
Although I have seen the Nick Hancock show I can't quite place it at the moment, there's a lot of gameshows on at the moment and all I can think of is that sodding Golden Balls (ok I am going off the point now because it is not on Saturdays) but since when should we encourage people to diceive others in order to get large sums of cash? Jasper Carrott is flipping annoying, and the entire show is excrutiatingly dragged out over the course of an hour for gawd sake.
*sigh*
Thanks Johnny, I feel much better now :-)