bonnie scotland

[the arab]

hello everyone as i type this im on my way to wee glasgow as i have an interview tomorrow. I think i just hit a haggis. Do they have feathers? Anyway i was wondering if anyone could recomend any massage parlours up here as i may go 4 one after my interview tomorrow. Ill take the high road and ull take the low road and ill get to scotland afore u

[mirela]

dont think it is good idea to log on answerbank while you are driving. hope you got your seat belt on.

[weeal]

oh no I will have to keep out the way of any arabs tomorrow then in case theyre YOU

[weeal]

massage? in glasgow? you'll get a bl00dy good rub down with a damp edition of the radio times

[meglet]

LOL Wee Al!

[gonzo00]

or a shave with a broken bottle! lol!

[weeal]

hiya gonzo yeah we're not posh up here

[weeal]

oops hiya meglet, soz

[mirela]

legy,thats not a suitable place for arab people.

[gonzo00]

hi ya weeal....is there anything left of glasgow after you two hooligans have been out tearing it up all weekend???:)

[weeal]

hee hee
we were on our best behaviour honest
Glasgow was a bit quiet Sat nite, loads of folk mustve been away for easter, and we got bloomin soaked it was heavy sleet

[wee willie]

and if anyone tries to give you a glasgow kiss
a swift knee in the nuts might be appropriate lol

[weeal]

och you cant beat a kiss from a glaswegian willy

[shanx]

i wouldnt mind a kiss from anyone :(((( or someone buying me a fish supper :))

[weeal]

you lookin for a kick in the goolies leg?

lol

[weeal]

OMG so I did - pmsl

I was kinda talkin to wee willie and spelled it wrong too - pwahaha