Postman Pat

[Postdog]

Funny how he's gone all high tech with a mobile phone, PC's, modern van, motorbike and a gyrocopter, yet his uniform is still 80's.

Come on Pat - where's your red T shirt and basball cap. And why aren't you wearing your high vis vest at the sorting office like your supposed to?

[ojread2]

One assumes (nay, hopes lol) you have children :)
It's been a while since I last saw postman Pat

Is Jess still alive? She'll be the oldest cat in the world if she is!

[Bbbananas]

And shorts. Even in winter. All our posties round here under the age of 55 wear shorts, no matter what the temperature or the weather.

Come on Pat - get your boardshorts on man.

[ojread2]

PS: You forgot the uniform shorts BTW - can you please find a way to get rid of them? MY postie really should not wear them :P

[Postdog]

oj, no, no children, I watch out of proffessional interest.

[libertie]

Well oj according to this latest version of the Postman Pat song I heard Jess is no longer alive and kicking;

Post man Pat
Post man Pat
Post man Pat ran over his cat
Poor old Jess lay dying
Post man Pat was crying
Postman Pat won't drink and drive again!

Sung to the usual PP tune!

Sorry in advance for any offence caused by this little ditty!!!!

[Tizzi247]

Ha ha, very good libertie