Now that Christmas is not far away ....

[mrs.chappie]

I'd like to remind you good folk, of the four stages of life:

You believe in Father Christmas.
You don't believe in Father Christmas.
You are Father Christmas.
You look like Father Christmas.

Of course, if you are a laydee, numbers 3 and 4 don't apply.

Unless you have a bit of trouble with the ... errr ... {ahem} lady beard that sometimes sprouts on us older ladies.

[:o(

[legend.isgod]

Really?

Oh welll i still believe

[sir.knobby]

Bugg@r orfffff mrs C and humbug to you

[bigmamma]

Lol mrs.chappie xxx

[kjc]

what did father Christmas say to Mrs Christmas when he looked out of the window?





It looks like rain dear.

[mrs.chappie]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, leg ..... but that old chap with a sack on his back ..... he's well dodgy.

[sir.knobby]

So you have seen logic then mrs C

[puss_boots]

The first 3 are good but I have yet to grow a white beard in fact I still have my blonde face fluff.

[mrs.chappie]

I have two 11 year old nieces and an 11 year old nephew who still believe in Father Christmas. Is this unusual? Do some children still believe in FC when they get to be 12+?

Arggggh, I've just had a thought ....... hope Mr. Ed bans this question before tomorrow morning when the youngsters come on ...... wouldn't like to shatter their beliefs!!!! [:o(

[pastafreak]

Me too!!!....no sign of a beard...yet......
and i still have faith in Father Christmas

[imhotep]

Me three!!
My stubble grows at an alarming rate
I have to shave every single day of my life,otherwise I'll have grown a huge beard by the end of the month!!

I will have a beard as long as Father Christmas then.
But,it won't be as grey as his though!!

[mrs.chappie]

Well I'm gonna tell ya something (and this is just between us girls - you lads cover yer ears). Girls, keep it to yerselves now, 'cos it's a bit embarrassing for me .....

As we speak, I can feel two long hairs sprouting from me chin .... should I shave 'em off? I daren't pluck 'em out 'cos it would hurt and I am a coward. Is it worth getting some Immac just for two hairs?

Bleaching 'em is out of the question, 'cos I've got one of those new-fangled non-drip bottles of bleach, and I can't for the life of me, get any bleach out of the bottle. But I'm looking on the bright side .... that bottle of bleach is gonna last me a long, long time ....

[sir.knobby]

Lippy always plucks hers and they never come back for at least a week

[puss_boots]

Grit your teeth and pluck 'em it's the only way.

[imhotep]

What you need is a little pr!ck to get the bleach out Mrs C.
But, as you are not inclined to do it that way, I suggest just leaving them their,if the hairs are not that obvious.

I think you look nice having whiskas.

[mrs.chappie]

Why, thank you Imo ....... nice of you to say so.

Actually buddy, I'd be more suited to Chappie (dog food) rather than Whiskas (cat food).

Geddit? Nah, I didn't think it was funny either, but it's bin said on here before, so I just thought I'd resurrect it.

{:o)

Anyways, I told you lads to cover yer ears .... I am now blushing a lovely shade of pink ...... and that's a cue for our little pixie, pinktwink to come in ......

[imhotep]

Oooh,would that be tinkerbell just coming in to see you?

Can you tell her to come round my way,and wave her wonderful magical wand.I would love her to grant me just one wish.
Hmmmmmm..............

[mrs.chappie]

What would your wish be, Imo?

(I'll see what I can do).

[pinktwink]

and here comes the litttle pink pixie

was thinkin mom perhaps you could ask santa to get rid of your whiskers!!!

[mrs.chappie]

Hey, hello me little pink twinkler ..... didn't see ya there!

[imhotep]

Umm,does she know if I am ever going to win the lottery or EuroMillion lottery?
If not,it will save me money in buying tickets.
I would love to donate some of it to charity.