For the past thirteen months, Baldrick's coffee has in fact been made from mud, with dandruff as a cunning sugar substitute (just don't ask what he's been using for the milk).....
Flashheart: The first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
George: Ho-how do you mean, sir? You mean, um... you mean, take her home over the weekend to meet your mother?
Flashheart: No. I mean, get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
Blackadder: I'm beginning to see why the Suffragette Movement want the vote.
Do you lot remember the episode where Blackadder is going to have a party but his aunt and uncle (staid puritans) turn up at the same time so he has to have two totally different parties....... hilarious stuff
George: "Apart from this occasion do you think of Blackadder as a man who would normally disobey orders?"
Darling: "Yes."
George : "Are you sure? I was rather banking on you saying 'No' there."
Blackadder: Of the 262 princesses in Europe, 165 are over 80 - they're out - 47 are under 10 - they're out - and 39 are mad.
Baldrick: They sound ideal.
Blackadder: They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse.
If you mean, "Are we all going to get killed?" Yes.
Clearly, Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another
gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches
closer to Berlin.
Blackadder: If I can remind you of the realities of battle George, one of the first things that everyone notices is that all the protagonists have got their clothes on. Neither we, nor the Hun, favour fighting our battles "au naturel".
Blackadder
"what you wearing round youre neck?
Percy
Its my new ruff
Blackadder
You look like a bird that has swallowed a plate
Percy
Its the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look sexy
Blackadder
To another plate swallowing bird perhaps if it was blind and hadnt had it in months!!!
I love Blackadder - further to the puritan aunt & uncle and the turnip shaped like a thingy
Baldrick " I found it ironic my lord because I have a thingy shaped like a turnip... I'm a big hit at parties, I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children"