Well, there was Grant Mitchell Lookalike Man in goal (much funnier as a goalkeeper than as a comic), Scrawny Bloke From The Royle Family at left-back, Ginger Bloke Who's Been In An Advert at centre-half, erm, someone who apparently was in Dream Team in midfield (or was it Footballers' Wives? And is there any difference?), Bloke From Godawful Chav Rap Collective So Stupid Crew (or something) on the left wing, The One Who Isn't Claire, Lisa, Faye or H From Steps at right-back who did absolutely nothing before being substituted at half-time, and a sprinter who didn't win any Olympic medals for us up front.
Oh, and Alec Stewart. I recognised him.