Bono.

[MWB]

Why does Bono always wear sunglasses? And such big ones at that?

[4getmenot]

because he thinks he's way above anyone else and no one is to look him in the eyes

[chirpychirpy]

Bono's head disappeared up his own posteria years ago and, mainly because his belief that he poos chocolate is actually true, it's very dark up there. The glasses you refer to are not really shades; they simply help him see in that darkness. And, like Edith Piaf, he regrets not going to Specsavers.

[ummmm]

I like him.

[4getmenot]

he poos chocolate. Classic!! Ha Ha

[Octavius]

Bono himself has said that "It's part vanity, it's part privacy and part sensitivity�. His eyes are very sensitive to light and his right eyeball swells up if exposed to bright light for too long.

[JimmyCooper]

Because he is a t**t

[JimmyCooper]

His eyeball swells up?

Burger me Ive heard it all now.

[4getmenot]

I thought it was his head that had swelled

[JimmyCooper]

I wouldnt mind but they aint released anything worthwhile in 20 years

And this is not a joke:

They have recored a reggae/dub/samples album

just off to hang myself....

[Octavius]

Yes, it�s a condition known as exophthalmos. Google images of Marty Feldman to see it, or �proptosis�.

[Tizzi247]

Because he's an idiot and a sanctimonious pr*ck

[snargmcnarf]

Cos as he says himself - sun glasses on hes a rock star - then he takes them off and hes an ordinary bloke.

[Sachs]

Well me & ummm like him!!

[Sachs]

;0)

[olly8080]

well known that people who wear sunglasses in doors are shy and lack self esteem

[weecalf]

and have sore knees and shins olly8080