Good news and bad news.

[McMouse]

Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."

HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."

HIM: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."

HER: "Well, the air bag works."

[squarebear]

lol