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joggerjayne | 10:18 Wed 10th Feb 2010 | ChatterBank
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Here are a few cynical observations from The Guardian ...

(to show that I do have a sense of humour !)

Bobsleigh

They do tip over, and sliding sideways down the track, smacking your head on the ice, is an "acquired" idea of fun.

Skeleton

Dignitas is surely an easier option.

Alpine Skiing

We don't know any of the competitors, and we haven't a prayer of winning.

Ski Jumping

Jeax Sans Frontieres on snow, with Team GB as comedy extras.

Figure Skating

There is something absurd about an Olympic event in which half the marks are awarded for "artistic impression".

Curling

The winter equivalent of lawn bowls.

Ice Hockey

Quite the most pointless sport ever to be televised. It's impossible to see the puck, unless it is shown in slow motion.

Nordic (Cross Country) Sking

You probably have to be born near the Arctic Circle to really get the point.

Speed Skating

The sole competitors are huge Dutch men - and women - who have honed their skills on frozen dykes.

Snowboarding and Moguls

A bunch of grungy dudes performing tricks to a heavy metal soundtrack. You won't have a clue what's going on, and the commentary ("that's a rad 720, totally awesome") won't help much.

J x

ps. Is a "frozen dyke" a woman from Brighton, unexpectedly caught in the snow?
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"Ice Hockey
Quite the most pointless sport ever to be televised. It's impossible to see the puck, unless it is shown in slow motion. "

The Guardian...obviously haven't got a feckin clue about the greatest game on earth
Tried to do a bet Yesterday at William Hill and Bet Fred on Lindsey Vonn winning 5 Medals in the Alpine events but would not accept my bet.
They will accept 5 individual Bets on her winning a Medal at various Odds, but to make any decent money her Odds of winning would have to be more favourable than what they offer. She is Odds-On or Evens in some events so not really worth it JJ.
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Well, slapshot, they do add that it's ...

"Worth watching for the frequent fights"

... but then say that "you'll have to take the score on trust"

LOL

Why are you such a big fan?
so is Vancouver the only place in the world where it's not snowing?
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Oh, yes, redman ... she's a HOT favourite.

Your bookies sound a bit grumpy though !!
We once got free tickets to ice hockey, and I have to say even though i initially grumbled about going, I loved it. It was very bloodthirsty and wonderfully brutal- it was ace!
Been playing the game since i was ten years old Jayne, (33years!!) I now coach and run our local club. Coached a club, conference Scottish and GB junior levels. I still get a buzz every time I pull my skates on
B00, reminds me I once saw a rugby match between two villages in Fiji. Only lasted five minutes or so before they started beating all hell out of each other and the ref called it off. Very instructive.
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Wow ... I'm impressed, slapshot !

I will pay attention to the Ice Hockey next week.

jno ... yes, they have a small, isolated, micro-climate of warm weather, LOL

BOO ... did you have to go on at half time to mend the divots on the pitch, like at Polo?
B00 much more too it than the fights, it's such a skillful game far more so than kissball ior something like that. You should go again
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It's certainly a skillful game, slapshot.

I often say to people who knock sports like that ... "Go on then - you try it!"
Sod the skill slapshot, that i couldn't give a stuff about. The highlight for me was when a guys tooth got knocked out, that was awesome.
JJ two main payers to watch for Sidney Crosby 22 years old already the Captain of his NHL team Pittsburgh Penguins, 1 Stanley Cup (Like the holy grail only more important), two scoring titles, 1 league MVP, Canadian. Alex Ovechkin, Russian 25, Washington capitals, prolific goal scorer. These two are THE BEST in the world whichever clicks best will win, my £5 is on canada
"Sod the skill slapshot, that i couldn't give a stuff about. The highlight for me was when a guys tooth got knocked out, that was awesome."

B00, many years ago, i checked a guy and broke both his collarbones at the same time, it was just a nice, clean, skillfully applied hit, think i broke my knuckle on his team mate who took exception to the hit..... i'm a very clean player but the game should be hard and physical , boring otherwise!!
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Crikey, slapshot ... it sounds like Lacrosse on ice !!!

Thanks for the tip.

I love l bet, but didn't have a clue about the Ice Hockey.

I'll go and place a bet.

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