Some one liners for you...

[Jemisa]

Have you got some to add?

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

.Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career

jem.

[rinkins]

If we can put a man on the moon why can't we put them all there?

[McMouse]

Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

[bc7683023]

rinkins and even with the distance of many many miles.......even with the soundless vacuum of the void called space...we'd still hear you lots nagging from up there!

[bc7683023]

lol that's a good one mcmouse.

[McMouse]

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

[rinkins]

lol bc ;0)

[tigerlelly]

Behind every dark cloud......is rain.

Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.

(I'm having a bad day!)

[McMouse]

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

[Jemisa]

You're soo right McM, or an ambulance too come to that.

jem

[rinkins]

He he I like that one McM

[McMouse]

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

[piggynose]

God saves!! he couldn´t on my wages

[McMouse]

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

[bobjugs12]

Before you criticise a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

That way, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes

[McMouse]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

[McMouse]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

[tara20]

Never give the post office stick - one day they might find our where you live!
(© Les Barker)

[tara20]

out

[ttfn]

Jesus loves you - but I'm his favourite

(^ I have this on an apron ☺)

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