This married nonsense on C4....

[hippyhoppy]

they're all idiots... drunk and fumbling... and within a year it's all gone tit's up! Pointless waste of money...!

[4getmenot]

Oh my god that bloke couldnt even say the vows, poor woman

[cazzz1975]

I am being subjected to midsummer murders

[boxtops]

I'm watching the Normans on BBC2, much more interesting.

[snags]

cazzz... it was the piano teacher and his wife...

[4getmenot]

is that what you do in your spare time?

[cazzz1975]

Im not saying a word snags, I am listening to some good amateur sleuthing (grammar permitting)

[cazzz1975]

I thought we were watching it this week because last week a woman had her norks out. apparently its the crime solving thats the viewing must.

[Prudie]

I was watching the secret tourist but you've made me switch over to this.

[snags]

''apparently its the crime solving thats the viewing must''

And Bergerac's weather beaten face and miserable demeanour... and the countryside. Great trees.

[cazzz1975]

maybe he finds bergerac easy on the eye, bergerac reminds me of me in many ways

[snags]

I didn't like to mention it but as you already have...

[hippyhoppy]

it's wrong.. (though Ive spent most of the time chatting to mates on other *facebook* places.. ) my wedding was about a grand all in all. what a waste.. could have have gone off on me hols and shagged a French bloke...

[snags]

Any particular reason why French? What about an oily Spaniard?

[cazzz1975]

I would get married on a golf course and force the guys to do 18 holes after the vows, its the only way to treat them

[hippyhoppy]

snags.. an oily spaniard would have 'hit the spot' i'm sure!

[cazzz1975]

guests not guys!!

[tamborine]

Which holes cazz ?

[snags]

Or you could head northwards and get together with one of those cold and frosty Finnish boys named Paavo or Heikki. I hear once you get passed the reindeer meat and snowboard wax they're as rampant as... a Spaniard. Without the oil.

[hippyhoppy]

snags.. I don't to 'harsh' vowels.. need the Spanish-ness..

[snags]

I guess a Fabio or Julio will roll off your tongue much more easily ;-p