Long range forecast

[David90]

The news is very boring. The weather is much more interesting. Here is the latest long range forecast:
1. Christmas day will be mild and wet with a moderate westerly breeze. New Years day will be similar, but with lighter winds.
2. In mid-February (eg Valentines day) it will be much warmer than average with daytime temperatures up to 20 Celsius. Sunshine and blue skies will encourage lovers everywhere.
3. Easter will be calm, cold and clear especially on Good Friday, but by the 29th of the month London will be beset by massive storms with thunder, lightning and hailstones the size of cricket balls. One of these will bounce off William's bonce causing him a mild concussion which will delay the start of his wedding.
4. The summer will be extraordinarily hot and sunny leading to a prolonged drought.
How's that for a prediction ?

[NazNomad]

As a prediction, it's superb.

Alas, it's as accurate as the prediction for tomorrow ... i.e. they're not really sure. :-)