Chattyman & Big Fat Gypsy Weddings...

[pastafreak]

Allan Carr has last weeks bride and groom as his guests.....in only a few minutes....on C4.

[eyethenkyew]

It was the mullet diddycoy who married the "gorger" (a non gippo) with large lungs?

[ELVIS68]

None of them are proper pikeys who was on the first gypsy show, C4 are scraping the barrel now and getting "normal gypos"..we want to see the proper pikeys, the irish travellers

[NazNomad]

Alan Carr AND pikeys?

Now, I'm not often eternally grateful for missing a TV show, but I'll make an exception for this.

[NazNomad]

What's wrong with his voice though?

Is that really necessary?

[ELVIS68]

Oooooohhh Naz,, you biatch!

[eyethenkyew]

The ones portrayed on the documentaries are definitely not your authentic Romany gypsies no matter what they say. They're all more like yer "Noo Age Travellers" who "earn" their livings by nefarious means. They descend on some unsuspecting location, offer enough dosh to be able to but it, then go straight ahead developing it into some kind of housing estate, but with large state of the art mobile homes instead of houses.

A lot of the problem is that, by law, councils are charged with providing so called suitable sites for these people, most authorities only pay lip service to that because deep down nobody wants them in the first place, so they end up taking the law into their own hands and ripping the bum out of it.

And that's when the problems start, the local crime rate goes through the roof, nearby residents are harassed and put in fear by the largely aggressive attitudes of the gippos, and all hell breaks loose. Then, to comply with the law, local authorities have to try to find a way of getting rid of them, usually by serving them with suitable injunctions etc, that eventually does the trick - but it doesn't. All it does is to move them on to .... ??? Maybe coming to a field near you? Or me? Sh*t !!!

[NazNomad]

I have no problem with anyone wanting to be gay ... live & let live, but what's with the overly-camp voices on these TV Celeb Gays?

George Michael doesn't talk like that. It HAS to be 'put on' surely?

[ELVIS68]

The campness is only shown nowadays because gays are accepted as being normal

[ummmm]

ETY - They don't claim to be Romany Gypsies.

[trt]

The gay males annoy me too pinkilady.

Why do they have to have act like females with their hand gestures and walk and sway like a women?

[eyethenkyew]

pinkilady,

Your 2:16 post reminds me in a way about those Harry Enfield shows where he was Kevin the sh!tbag teenager, and the great Kathy Burke was his mate Perry?

In front of his own parents "Kevin" was a total sh!tbag, but "Perry" was dead polite to them until he(Perry) took a phone call from supposedly his mum and also ranted like a sh!tbag down the phone. Ever see that series? Hilarious!

[eyethenkyew]

Sorry ummmm, I'm lashing my wrist vigorously with a very wet lettuce.....ooooohhhh.....aaaaaahhhhhh.......
..mmmmmmmhhhhhhhh........phew,
that's better!!!

[eyethenkyew]

Just listen to Joe Pasquale speaking - but I don't think he's a.....erm.....phw......I'm not very subtle with words at times....anyone help me out?

[NazNomad]

He's not gay. Just has an unusually high-pitched voice.

But ... it isn't 'camp', is it?