Chicken Surprise...

[Jemisa]

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'

(You're going to love this...................
You're going to hate yourself for loving this!.............. )
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'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'

[squarebear]

I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

[JonnyBoy12]

What is a duck's favourite drug?

Quack cocaine!


What type of television programmes do these birds enjoy?

Duck-umentaries!


What is a duck's favourite biscuit?

Cream Quackers!

[ELVIS68]

Duck off!!!

[squarebear]

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant waiting for my meal when a big king prawn came flying across the room and hit me on the back of the head.

I turned around and the waiter said, "That's just for starters".

[JonnyBoy12]

I got sacked last week for using the boss's computer to order seafood by mail order. Apparently I was not supposed to be getting prawn on the Net!

[squarebear]

lol you win. I give up!

[wildwood]

I like those joke answers.

Perhaps one of you comedians should list a subject and invite others to answers with jokes on that subject.

[marval]

A flat-chest woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her chest would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her chest instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic.

The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her chest. She was in seventh heaven!

She walked into a Chinese restaurant,colided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"

[JonnyBoy12]

That sounds like a good idea, wildwood. Would you like to start a subject line of jokes, and then we will all chip in with our wit?