thats brillinat Den - maybe its the wedding gift......wonder if Doc's gnome is well endowed.
We had a guy near here, well Poole and this garden was stuffed full of them. The owner had a cherished gnome nicked. Two weeks later, a postcard arrived from abroad - France, I think. "Hope you are well, I am having a great time - Love the Gnome."
For the next two years these p-cards arrived from all over the world, South Africa to Argentina to Fiji etc.....and then one morning he came down and the Gnome was back on his plinth.
Doc - there is hope yet!