Simon Cowell (Whats In A Name)

[Caribeing]

Thought I would cheer you all up on a wet Tuesday night, Simon Cowell says he would name his son (unborn) Simon. At least it is a nice sensible name unlike some of the celebrity kids' names.

[2sp_]

I would have liked him to call the wee boy Howell.

Simon jnr is just an ego boost in my opinion...

[boxtops]

It's such a bad idea calling your children the same name as yourself. It creates a lot of problems (e.g. when letters arrive for Simon Cowell - who gets to open them?).

[Caribeing]

Boxtops have to address them as Simon Jnr, Simon the second, third etc ,

[pixie373]

That's exactly what i would have guessed. Although i like him, i don't like the arrogance of calling children after their parents. Still, you never know, his girlfriend might get a say, too.

[Gizmonster]

I'm named after my dad :)
If I had any kids - I'd make sure their surname was Cowell as well ...... oh ...... did I mention that my surname is actually Cowell .......... no really, it is.

[maggiebee]

Like that 2sp - Howell Cowell - now that's what I call a name

[boxtops]

Is that you, Simon ?!

[2sp_]

Please tell me your first name is Howell...

:-)

[Gizmonster]

.... sorry - it's James :P

[2sp_]

Dammit!

James is a nice name though.

Not as funny as Howell Cowell, but nice all the same.

[Caribeing]

Yes I do like Simon think he is the best judge ever on Xfactor etc and he does send himself up no doubt the name will have a few additions when his partner gets her say.

[sandyRoe]

Baden as a first name would go nicely with Cowell

[weecalf]

Simone for a girl ,lets hope he takes plenty of time off to look after the little one and scraps that over rated little talent show

[boxtops]

I don't mind Simon being the second given name, that's OK.

[2sp_]

I've heard he only buys black toilet rolls at £12 a go...

That's not normal.

[mallyh]

i can just imagine a baby with white white teeth and a nappy up to his arm pits lol

[sandyRoe]

I haven't seen any of them in the Co-op. But if they make them somebody must be buying

[2sp_]

Here you go, sandy.

http://www.redcandy.co.uk/product-renova-black-toilet-paper.php

[boxtops]

It's better than those toilet rolls with crosswords on them, to "pass the time in the loo" - they're rubbish to write on :-)

[Gizmonster]

What the actual f*** lol ????