Shipwrecked

[Rondy]

It was summer 2020, a world wide pandemic. A shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, "The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."

[Canary42]

Having seen this Mirror on the world provided by his nascent Guardian, he Telegraphed the captain and said he would prefer continuing his Times basking in the Sun as a wildlife Observer.

[Stand by for Ab's best pun-dits]