Men's Suits

[Rondy]

Two Irishmen are walking past a shop in London when they see a sign in the window:-

Mens suits £2.50 Mens trousers 50p

"Come on Mick" says Paddy, "This is our chance to make fortune back home" "We'll hire a van, buy the clobber and sell it on at retail price. Go in, but don't let on that we're Irish ;)"
In they go and Mick says, in his best upper- class english,
"Excuse me, my good fellow, I'll have 50 of your suits and 50 of your gents trousers, as priced in your window"
"You're Irish then" says the shop owner
"How did you know?" exclaims Paddy,
"Because this is a Dry-cleaners"!!!