jeremy Kyle

[dot.hawkes]

I am glad i have a full time job and do not have to stay home and suffer the cav explosion that makes up Jeremy Kyles programme. Did anyone notice that even the audience, which is also made up of chav types, also show shock at the reveal all stories these lot are spewing up. The real dregs here, it is funny, are eyebrow rings and burberry baseball caps the chav uniform then?

[Surreygirl30]

~lol~ how funny and so very true.. God bless the chavettes ha ha.

Btw i love Jezza Kyle pmsl - i watched it for the first time a few months back and it was all i am sleeping with a man old enough to be my grandfather�s granddad type of rubbish � Jeremy Kyle must get paid a lot of money to put up with these people lol.

[natalie_1982]

It's what sick days were made for.

"I'm so fat my husband has started sleeping with the dog who is on drugs and we don't know who the father is"

[Goodsoulette]

I love Jeremy Kyle. I want to go on his show but need to get pregnant by my best mates husband first.

[shineybomb]

Chav uniform also includes Adidas trackie bottoms (sometimes just two stripe rip-offs instead of the real three stripes)
Greasy hair (you're on TV, can't you wash it specially??)
White trainers

Jeremy Kyle is just like Jerry Springer for the UK. Soon we will have "I married a Horse" or "I'm so fat they had to remove a wall to get me out of the house" and "I married my dad" - actually I think they have already done that

[PinkFizz]

You mean its not all true stories then?? (lol)

[Surreygirl30]

pmsl at shineybomb - its frightening that these people actually exist. If i was the presenter (chav counsellor) i would not be so sympathetic � as awful as this sounds i think the majority of the people on the show do not work and claim benefits or pump out loads of kids � what they need is a kick up the ar*e and taught some decent morals.

[BagPussAA]

I agree with SurreyGirl and love it when Jeremy tells them they are lazy and a waste of space. I just love it when he gets all indignant on our behalf with them.. It makes great TV

[SurreyGuy]

I agree with all of the above!

Apart from being complete wastes of space, do thses people not have any pride in their appearance? Or would they rather spend all their money/time on fags and booze rather than having a wash and looking decent.

I also have no sympathy with the women who stay with the "waste of space" blokes who do nothing round the house or repeatedly cheat or sleep all day rather than go and find work. I haven't seen the roles reveresed, so I'm sorry if I've offended any decent ladies on here xx

What makes some of them look/sound even more stupid is that they say that he was like that before they got together/got married and that they thought they could change them. Errrrrrrrrm, haven't they got the mesesage that after all this time they can't?!