Never Mind the *********

[peterparker]

I wonder why Simon Amstell hasn't invited his former co-star Miquita on Never Mind the *********?

[cazzz1975]

because she is like a plank of wood.

[peterparker]

I'd 'nail' her!

[katerich48]

Is it just me or does anyone else think Simon Anstell is a smug, pompous, spiteful little ****

[cazzz1975]

I think he has a good slappable face

[Ethel]

Hasn't he invited her? How do you know?

Nearly as smug and pompous as Mark Lamarr.

[Postdog]

Miquita has the best legs ever...

[cazzz1975]

I hate how when she is presenting T4 she is constantly looking at herself in the monitor to the side

[marwel7]

Wasn't she on a few weeks ago? Not that I recognise half the people on ********* on the odd occasions when I catch a few minutes.But I recall Amstell talking about working with a girl on one of the teams and she used to hit and get drunk a lot (allegedly) Would that be Miquita?

[peterparker]

I have just googled her and she appeared on 13 Dec 07. Sorry, fellow ABers, looks like I'm the plank! Next week's guest captain is Johnny Vegas and Russell Brand after that, if you're interested.

[chazza]

I doubt he is responsible for booking the guests