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Dirty carpets?
A little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman. Before
she has chance to speak, the man tips a bucket of dog sh1t over her carpet & explains.....
" Madam, if this cleaner does not remove all traces of dog sh1t from your carpet, I will eat what's left!"
" Well", the says," I hope you are hungry, 'cos the sods cut off my electricity this morning!"
she has chance to speak, the man tips a bucket of dog sh1t over her carpet & explains.....
" Madam, if this cleaner does not remove all traces of dog sh1t from your carpet, I will eat what's left!"
" Well", the says," I hope you are hungry, 'cos the sods cut off my electricity this morning!"
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