Good news and bad news

[starone]

One day God was talking to Adam. 'I've got two pieces of good news for you and one piece of bad news.' he said. 'First, the good news - I've given you a brain. With this you will be able to learn many new and interesting things.. The second bit of good news is that I've given you a willy.' God continued. 'With this you'll be able to procreate, and give yourself and your wife a great deal of pleasure.'

'Thank you very much.' Adam replied 'Now what's the bad news?'

God sighed ' You can't use them both at once.' he said.

[marval]

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