Bump In The Night

[Quoi]

Hearing a noise in the early hours, Mike got out of bed to investigate.
When he got downstairs he could see his next door neighbour in the moonlight dragging a large heavy carpet across his lawn.

As he watched, he saw his neighbour dig a hole, unroll the carpet and bury a body before filling in the hole with soil.

Mike was sure the body looked blonde and he knew his neighbours wife had blonde hair.
As he got back to the bedroom his wife stirred and Mike said, "you will never guess what I've Just seen"

That bu@@er next door has still got my spade!

[cupid04]

Lol!

[Arksided]

Very good.