Eating Out

[marval]

I went out with my partner to a fancy restaurant last night and after we had eaten he kept insisting on paying for the meal.
I said, "Don't be stupid, we are half way down the road now. Just keep running.”


I recently visited a restaurant that only serves internal organs.
It was offal.


I went to an Indian restaurant last night.
They had phenomenal flatbread, and I asked the owner if there was any chance he could give me the recipe. He said yes, under one condition, then had me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.


I went to a haunted French restaurant the other day.
That place gave me the crepes.


A restaurant sold me Calamari in a broth.
It was a bit of a damp squid.

[Patsy33]

Lol! Love them..

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, very good Marval

[Ken4155]

While clearing the table after our meal, the waiter asked me, "And how did sir find his steak?" To which i replied, "Sir lifted a chip up and there it was."

[Patsy33]

My Uncle died 20 years ago. He choked on a piece of sushi. It's still very raw...

[zebo]

Takes guts to go to a restaurant serving only internal organs!

[Spicerack]

^ Tripe.