Little Johnny

[Rondy]

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Auntie Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MUM MUM, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mum tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mum cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mum asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Auntie Jane did that same thing You and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was away at sea."

[Ken4155]

:-)