The Jaguar

[Rondy]

A man broke down in his mini and he was standing looking in the bonnet when a new Rolls Royce pulled up and the driver asked if he could help. It was agreed that the Rolls Royce would tow the Mini to a garage. They had just started moving slowly along the road when a Jaguar XJ6 overtook them and the driver tooted at the Rolls driver, who forgot about the mini and took off after the Jag. As they went through a small village, Jack a yokel leaning on the fence rushed to phone his friend in the next village.
"Tom." he said, "Look out there is a Jaguar doing 70mph coming towards you with a Rolls Royce trying to catch it."
"Nothing wrong with that," says Tom, "It happens all the time."
"Aye," says Jack, "But there's a mini tooting like hell to get past."