true love!!

[notfrom-fiji]

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 speed in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65 km."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80 km/p." (The man gave his wife a
dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man
gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The ! man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

[ummmm]

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuu

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!

[notfrom-fiji]

well hellllllllllloooooooooooo squirmyyy uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrmie i think i will call you today!!! my im/msn just isnt working!!!

did you see the song i wrote with your nname yesterday?? v impressive!!!

[ummmm]

No, where was that...........I want to see it :-)

[notfrom-fiji]

i,ll write it again for you now...................




U UUU uuuuuuuuuuuuuu... m mmm mm mm mmmmmmmmmm
UUU U U mmmm MMMMMMMMMM m MMMMMMMMMMMMmmm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu m m m m mm mmmm mmm ....................................................................mmm

[ummmm]

wow notfrom.............i'm so flattered. That's even better than MrBen's poem. I'm gonna save this page and cherish it.................forever

[ummmm]

IAP......It's not everyday that someone writes a poem about you. This is a special moment for me. I know her poem may not rhyme but it's still a poem, and it makes me feel special.

[ummmm]

I mean....c'mon....look at all the ummmm ummmummmmummmmmMMMMUUUmmm's

It's like having my name in lights...............

[curlylfim]

ummmm is charming and clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RATTER15]

I think I need to go back to bed!!!

[notfrom-fiji]

sorry i went to bed after posting your song last night .
In a pickle do i sense jelousey!!?? i could try and write one for you if you want ???just give me a little time to write it...x

ummm im glad you like it , it took me 5 days to write!! but thats just how special you are!!!