as the MR2 is a model thats sold in the UK there are no drawbacks when it comes to maintaining and servicing as the parts will be available.
if you check the mr2 owners club site they have a lot of information on the cars in general and a section all about imports.
http://www.mr2dc.com/
and as for your terms..... hmmmmm
1. No smoking
It's a convertable.. couldn't really smoke if I wanted to
2. You must alwys wear gloves
not a problem
3. You must always call me ma'am
delusions of grandeur??
4. You must stay at least 10 feet behind other vehicles at all times
sod that, give me one of those to drive and trust me everyone else will be behind me!
5. You must wash, dry and polish her by hand every second day
is this open for negotiation? every 3 days?
6. You must always open the door for me.
give me the chance to thrash.. sorry meant drive an aston and ok
7. You will refuse payment
see No.6
8. You must sand back, stain and varnish my stairs
hmmm now thats a bit above and boyond the call of duty me thinks