Tip of the day . . .

[DebsyDoo]

Mornin' all ! Just for a laugh - Why don't we have a "tip of the day thread" ? "Tips" can be daft, useful, funny or serious . . . Let's see what comes up !!

[DebsyDoo]

Er . . .
Perhaps I should start it !
OK, how about re-cycle your AA batterries ?
Batteries which are too low for, say your camera, will have plenty of life left in them to run a clock for several months !
Saving the planet, and you money !!

[DungeonJayne]

Always stand on 12 if the dealer is showing 4, 5 or 6.

[DungeonJayne]

Cheer loudly at 8pm on Saturday, for no apparent reason. Your neighbours will think you may have won the lottery, and will be nice to you.

[devil99]

LOL @ Jayne!! ha ha
Don't drink & drive, you'll spill it :-0

[DungeonJayne]

Hijackers ... avoid the risk of being arrested or shot, by simply booking a flight to your desired destination in the first place.

[no-knowledge]

Dyslexics. Why not try deliberately spelling words wrongly. This way at least you have a slim chance of spelling them correctly.

[DungeonJayne]

Athletes. Cleverly disguise the fact that you've taken performance enhancing drugs, by running a bit slower.

[DungeonJayne]

When shopkeepers give you change, hold the notes up to the light, frown, and look quizically at the people queueing behind you.

[no-knowledge]

lol i always do that JJ if the shopkeeper looks at my note like it's dodgy

[DungeonJayne]

LOL no-kno ...

I always want too, but haven't got the front.

When they try to be environmentally aware by charging you 5p for a carrier bag, do you offer them �1 and say "Give me 20" ?

[DungeonJayne]

Cripes ... did I say "I want too" ?

Ouch

[mrs_overall]

If your neighbours keep you awake into the wee hours with a noisy party and tell you to f*** off when you politely ask them to keep it down, try any or all of these tips the following morning at 7.00am or earlier

Hoover all your carpets.
Make your daughter practice her violin against their bedroom wall.
Ditto youngest son with his keyboard.
Put Radio 3 on loudly against their bedroom wall.
Make time to tackle any DIY jobs that need doing with either a hammer or power tools.
"Accidentally" set your smoke alarm off.

[ummmm]

Give a crack head a tenner to brick their windows...!!!

[sara3]

never argue with an idiot. any onlookers won't be able to tell the difference.

[no-knowledge]

to convince your mate you are a international spy continually run your fingers under the tables and in lampshades in your house and when you want to talk to them run the tap in the kitchen.

[ummmm]

Don't attempt DIY whilst drunk. It causes leaks....!!!

[no-knowledge]

ummmm

Don't invite the crack addict round for a sandwich as a reward They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.




lol sarah ..........you've done havent you?

[sara3]

too often, nk... far too often........

Sarah? you want an argument? outside!

[no-knowledge]

omfg that's because of the name a song with Sarah in the title sara :0(





would you like to smack my arse now ?

[ummmm]

lol :-)