caught.

[John-Steed]

A woman who had been on the game for quite a few years was finally getting married, she was worried about the size of her fa^^y, after the wedding she told her new husband that a few years ago she was climbing over a fence into a field when her fa^^y got caught on the fence , that's fine said her husband, no problem, after a few minutes in bed together her husband said to her just how far across that field were you when when you found that your fa^^y was caught.

[paross]

Love it - did LOL !